With A Baby In One Arm

I can do anything with a baby in one arm.

I can dance and sing all the words

to Old MacDonald Had A Farm

I can eat my breakfast and scarf down my lunch.

With a baby in one arm,

I can do a whole bunch!

I can brush my teeth or play the guitar

And do all of the motions

To Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.

I can use the pot and even go number two!

Oh, with a baby in one arm,

There’s so much I can do!

I can make up words

Like Ding Dang Doodle

And clean from the floor

A big soggy noodle.

Wipe my other kid’s butt or even a snot nose

This baby in one arm won’t stop me

From painting my toes.

I can tell a story

Or play the animal game.

I can help my oldest learn to write her name.

With a baby in one arm, I can still text my friends

Or surf the internet

And check out new trends.  

I can draw a picture or read a book

With a baby in one arm,

A seven course dinner I can easily cook!

Carrying this baby has made this bicep so large

I could enter a wrestling match

And really take charge.

So many, many things I am capable of doing,

With a baby in one arm

I can keep him from boo-hooing. 

It's truly amazing, the things that get done

With only one arm 

Really, it's all kinds of fun.

  

I can navigate toys in one single leap,

I can carry the laundry in one heap,

I can make the horn on the bus go “beep, beep, beep”

With a baby in one arm, so much productivity I reap

Now if only I could put this baby down and

Get

       Some

                Sleep…